Sunday, July 31, 2011

That Smurf Is Such a Little Hoe

You're begging to get your question answered with a short little white party dress and big blue eyes for days. Now here's a fastball for your ass. Pretend Smurfette was a real bitch. Not like midget or anything but was regular sized except  her skin was still blue. What do you do? And imagine she's coming on to you strong. Totally making it feel like you're the only dude in the world at that time. I know my answer but I'm also just a hopeless romantic who frequently ends his Saturday night's with Air Supply's "All Out Of Love" playing from his speakers while a single tear streams down his face.Yup. I'm part Navajo.

No comments:

Post a Comment