Monday, July 25, 2011

Jay Cutler Is Such a Child

Football is the least of your worries? Really? Because I just looked at your stats from last year then remembered you bumming a knee injury in the NFC Championship and it seems like football should probably be the most worrisome thing in your life right now. Not to mention, you're a moron. Dumping Kristin? That was a smart move? Really? That chick has been with kings named Stephen from the province of Laguna and Brody from the hills of LA and yet you think you're better than that? One is a prince of a Malibu! Well I know Stephen. I watched Stephen on One Tree Hill. Stephen is a very good make believe friend of mine. You're no Stephen Colleti, bro.




P.S. Kristin dated Matt Leinart. My last question is what do you think the circumference of her vagina is now versus her vagina in like 1995?


P.S.S. The amount of hate I've always had for Jay Cutler isn't healthy. Dude is the biggest joke in the NFL. He's a wannabe. A dud. A coward. He is Ryan from Real World: New Orleans.

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