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I'm behind this Jurgen Klinsmann hire. I've been saying we need to  get him on our bench for the past 5 years but that's where he stays. He's a fucking coach. Why does he need a jersey with #1 on it? What has he done? It just sets an awful precedent. Are little kids gonna walk into school with their teacher's name on their back and applaud their every effort? Fuck that. Coaches suck. They shouldn't be celebrated the way we put our players on a pedestal.  Yeah I want to be a coach some day but I'm gonna be the first one that isn't a complete jackass. Think Tito Francona. Just a player's coach. One who's been through the trials and tribulations. We'll play mistake free but we'll play loose.  Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. That's the mantra. Something those little faggots can admire.




P.S. I'm gonna wear sunglasses for every game. Even when it's cloudy or under the lights. You can tell a lot about a game plan by looking into a man's eyes and I got enough secrets to fill the fucking Smithsonian.