Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I'm In Such a Bad Mood Today That I Don't Want To Think Of a Title Here. Go Fuck Yourself. Seriously. I Don't Give a Fuck Who You Are And I Don't Give a Fuck If You Read This. My Hair is Too Long, I'm Tired, I'm Annoyed, I Haven't Enjoyed a Meal In 4 Days And I Wouldn't Mind If Somebody Shot Me Right Now. Just Not In The Dick Because If I Survive I'ma Be Getting Sympathy Vag Like You Read About

MIDWAY, Ga. (AP) - Police in Georgia have shut down a lemonade stand run by three girls trying to save up for a trip to a water park, saying they didn't have a business license or the required permits. Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar says police also didn't know how the lemonade was made, who made it or what was in it. The girls had been operating for one day when Morningstar and another officer cruised by. The girls needed a business license, peddler's permit and food permit to operate, even on residential property. The permits cost $50 a day or $180 per year. One girl, 14-year-old Casity Dixon, says the three had to listen to police and shut down. The girls are now doing chores and yard work to make money.

Well I hope these little sluts learned their lesson. That's what you get for being little gypsy whores on the side of the road. The whole thing just seems way too suspicious. I'm under the belief that 14 is way too old to be running a lemonade stand and notice how Casity giversomeDixon didn't fight the power when they shut down their little operation. How was this lemonade made? "Can't tell ya officer." Who made it? "Not sure officer." What's in this lemonade and why the fuck is there a line of puerto rican hookers all scratching their bodies like they have a certain addiction to this lemonade? "Uh Oh." The Riz Boy get another criminal off the street and we solve any crime by dinner time.

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