I'm Not Sure But I'm Pretty Sure I'm Hard

Albert Haynesworth may not be the only new arrival in New England this week. Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco is dropping hints that he’ll be a Patriot.  And he’s dropping the hints in a most unusual way. James Shively (@JC_Shively) of Cincinnati has a Twitter page.  Earlier today, he complained about persistent rumors and reports that Ochocinco will be cut. Wrote Shively:  “So much 4 @ochocinco getting cut by the #Bengals… Media dont know squat.  Always tryin 2 stir drama up.” Shively received a “direct message” from Ochocinco.  Said Ochocinco:  “Media knows nothing but I’m going to enjoy clam chowder.”  (We’ve seen the screen shot of the message.)

I'll tell ya what. Reach down in these trousers and try to tell me I'm not the most excited son of a bitch you've ever seen. Have the last 3 days been bonkers or what? MLB hot stove is heating up like a motherfucker with trade talk, Pedey is on a 98 game hit streak, this new free agent period in the NFL is electric, I just got DirecTV, my hair is killing it lately, Bob Bradley just got canned, I'm still jacked up the Bruins won the Stanley Cup and now we're about to acquire Chad Ochocinco right after we picked up Haynesworth? Mix those two guys on any other team and I'd be terrified but this is New England where we do things the right way. In Belichick we trust.


P.S. And it looks like we're gonna hold on to Josh Reddick. In the words of Packard motorboating his son, "humina humina humina humina!"


UPDATE: It's official. Pats traded for Ochocinco. I don't think people understand how big of a deal this is. It pretty much forces the Jets to pay big money for Asomough or however the fuck you spell it, thus killing all their cap room so they can't sign pivotal role players that the Pats already have. IN BILL WE TRUST, INDEED! This season needed to start yesterday. Fuck fixing our defense. We'll put 50 on the board every week and tell the world to suck our asses.