Just What The Doctor Ordered

According to a report from Adam Schefter of ESPN, the Patriots have acquired defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth from the Redskins in exchange for a fifth-round pick in the 2013 NFL draft. Haynesworth was an two-time All-Pro for the Titans (2007, 2008) before signing a seven-year, $100 million deal with the Redskins in February 2009. His two years in Washington were a major disappointment, as Haynesworth suffered a severe drop in on-field production and was also suspended by Mike Shanahan in December 2010 for conduct detrimental to the team.

I love it. Belichick could turn a hoe into a housewife any day of the week and twice on sunday. Now all we have to do is go out and get Sidney Rice then start fitting ourselves for Super Bowl rings. Hey Bill, I think I'm a small.