Raise Your Hand If You Saw This Coming

Russell Armstrong, the estranged husband of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Taylor Armstrong, was found dead in his Mulholland Drive apartment on Monday, the Los Angeles Coroner's Office confirms to The Hollywood Reporter. He was 47. TMZ.com cites sources saying that he hanged himself in his bedroom. Taylor filed for divorce last month, alleging that Russell physically abused her. She was informed by authorities of his death Monday night. Bravo's Real Housewives on Monday announced a three-city tour to kick off this fall.


 If you're not like me and actually have a brain/pair of balls then you probably couldn't pick this guy out of a lineup but you should because I'm pretty sure I blogged about his creepy mug like 5 different times. And if I actually gave a shit about putting a real effort into this blog then I'd pull up the exact link and quote but it went something along the lines of "This Russel character freaks the jizz out of my nut sack. I feel like we're gonna find out he's been the most elusive serial killer in California or he'll start a Jim Jones type cult and end it all with mass suicide." There was also a golden line in there about comparing him to a Criminal Minds character but I forget the rest of it. Well did I do it again or did I do it again? Score 1 for me and -10 for Russel Armstrong. Got a feeling  he won't be coming back to beat me in this life.



P.S. Don't give me some bullshit about how I have no morals and how insensitive this post it. I don't give a shit. Suicide is for suckers. It's the most selfish act a person can do. You don't wanna take part is this big thing called life because it seems shitty right now then fuck you. Absolutely no sympathy from me. Way to walk out on your family.