-Did Snooki gain like half a brain this season? One minute she's going to the gym and the next she's forming real adult sentences over lunch with Ronnie, all the while avoiding The Situation. Bizzaro world.
-Vinny and Pauly find new entertainment this season in a mini Foosball table which would be cool if ya know, is Pauly wasn't a 32 year old man with a 7th graders maturity level.
-How much weight has JWoww lost? And how much of it was legitimate? And is it possible that all that weight was transferred to Sammi's gut?
-Sammi and Ronnie have a drunken talk in the club and promise to talk tomorrow. Countdown to the death of Single Ronnie is at 15 minutes.
-Deena hooks up with the creepy looking waiter she met earlier in the day. I don't know what "Jersey turnpiking" somebody means but apparently it works on grimey Italian dudes who want to be on American television.
-Situation's chick shows up with her twin, to which Pauly coins the phrase "Twinning!" OH MY GOD HE'S SO CLEVER! How many high school kids posted that as their facebook status after?
-Most underrated exchange between two cas tmembers of the season right here. Deena walks out of her room and says "First of all, I wasn't doing sex" then Pauly sneakily responds with "stop wasting his time then" and nobody catches it.
-The twins show up to the house and surprise The Situation. My mom walked in on this scene and said, "what's wrong with him? Didn't he used to be kind of together?" Ya mom. He did.
-Is it just me or does everybody seem absolutely zonked out of their minds until they're get ready to go out? I'd go 2 to 1 odds half of them are on celebrity rehab by 2013.
-The Situation smokes ciggarettes like a stuck up black bitch named Bianca. Right? Just go with it.
-Sammi and Ronnie talk over dinner. She says she's not that girl from Jersey and she's completely changed. Yeah you're like twice the person you were in jersey when it comes to pounds.
-This just shows how fake and scripted this show is. You mean to tell me they broke up for like 4 months, didn't speak or randomly bang and all it took was one lunch date and a simple "I've changed" bullsh line to get back together? Really? OK.
-I don't think The Situation has ever properly worn a pair of sunglasses. The go over your eyes, bro. Not hanging off your nose like Grandma.
-Deena ends up snatching one of the twins and turns her into a lesbo or lesbionic. Then she says she's not a lesbian because she loves dick but she's curious. That's like a dude saying he's not gay but he'd totally suck a dick for shits and giggles.
-Ronnie spills the beans about The Situation telling him how he hooked up with Snooki two months ago.
-Jwoww tells Snooki that Mike told Ronnie about hooking up and Snooki immediately denies it, which is clearly for the cameras because Jwoww has a look on her face like, "c'mon. I know what happened but I'm gonna be quiet to keep the drama going."
-"Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar." He does have a point. Dude might be a little bitch when it comes to being a rat but he's always spot on with honesty.
-The Situation also has a friend named "Unit" which could mean a lot of different things. The end of live blog.
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