Am I The Only One Who Thinks JWoww Needs To Kick Her Cocaine Addiction?

JWoww has undergone a huge transformation since last season’s Jersey Shore. Dropping 20lbs and toning her bod is just the beginning..there are also speculations that she had Botox and possible fillers around her nose and mouth. The 25-year old reality star says of her secret to weight loss, “I’ll still eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza, but just lower amounts of it.” Jenni says she also takes an Ab Cuts nutritional supplement once or twice a day. “It’s for overall health and for feeling good about yourself.”

 I'm not gonna name names but I've seen chicks lose weight and it's never by continuing to eat junk food but just lower amounts of it. How the fuck does that work? You know who says shit like that? Dumb sluts who like the booger sugar or dumb sluts who like to down a slice a pizza then chuck that shit up in the toilet 30 minutes later.  You don't lose 20 pounds in a month by cutting out 50% of your Cheetos intake. Just doesn't happen. And doesn't Jwoww just seem zonked out of her mind this season? I feel like half of her words are slurred like she's just rolling out of bed after getting slammed in the ass or something. I don't know. This trend seems to be going around these days.